What Pepsi can do with its “skinny can”

“NEW YORK, Feb. 8, 2011 /PRNewswire/ — In celebration of beautiful, confident women, Diet Pepsi presents the taller, sassier new Skinny Can at New York’s Fall 2011 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, Feb. 10-17.  The new Diet Pepsi Skinny Can, available to consumers nationwide in March, will launch with a series of fashion events and celebrations…”

I see.

Beautiful, confident women drink diet drinks, because it’s better to consume carcinogens that also happen to dramatically increase one’s risk of stroke than to consume–gasp!–calories. (Or drink, maybe, water.)

Fortunately, I’m in a good mood today, because a recording I sang for is up for not one but TWO Grammies tonight--Otherwise I might suggest to Pepsi that they take that “skinny can” and hope it’s skinny enough to stick where the sun don’t shine…

(I know a lot of my beloved friends drink soda with aspartame…please, guys, I love you, this stuff is BAD news! Unsweetened tea is way better…sparkling water with a little flavoring or juice…almost anything would be better…)

 

 

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Posted on February 13, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. pepsi is so much better then coca cola 🙂

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