Spud goes Thud.
Okay, not to put too fine a point on it, but this is just stupid.
I mean, come on. It’s insane that potatoes were ever a) treated like a vegetable, and b) served as tater tots and french fries and called “nutrition,” but that’s not the potato’s fault. Potatoes are awesome. And cooked properly, they taste great and are remarkably healthy.
And my son wonders why I pack his lunch every day?